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A corruption risk dial ranks the danger today.

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Pig's Human Bank

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Celebrity Gavin Henson

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Dateline - Caf

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'That damn racial scandal.'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

Panama Papers Scandal

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."