Scandal Cover-upper Pillows

Sweeping the Earth Under the Rug.

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns