Scalp Sage Gifts

"Ambitions... To have a bad hair day."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

Liv Ullmann

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"It needs more old salt."

"Great waves to day, dude!"

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

'No, sorry, money is the root of all evil!'

Weight and Fortune.

Challenges of old age

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

Dung Beetle pushing the world around.

Louis Battye.

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

Holiday on Thin Ice

"Becoming the frog king doesn't mean as much now that everyone else is extinct."

"Finally, a world where everyone wants to serve me."

'I'll have to make a lot of copies!'

"You experience violent mood swings from elation to despair? That's normal for a boat owner."

'Now you have that invisible fence you've been wanting.'