Sayings T-Shirts

"Hang on...We must be doing something wrong...How does that saying go again?"

'Can of worms - do not open!'

"I've got a bad feeling, the rats are leaving the ship..."

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

"I can't see the food for the peas."

"That's your advice, 'Look before you leap'?"

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

"I guess it's true what they say about April showers."

Making Mountains out of Molehills

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

The Early Bird Catches the Worm.

"Help! The squirrels gone nuts!"

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

The early bird has worms.

"Pearls? I was hoping for garbage?"

"More aphorisms, please!"

"A little early for our appointment, aren't we?"

"Son, I'm proud of you for saving money. As my father used to say...'Put your good eggs in one basket and then watch that basket!'"

"They say you're only as old as you feel. Behold the oldest woman on the planet."

"That's the trouble, you always think the sand is yellower on the other side."

"I suppose there'll be no living with him now."

Wrong Side To Be On.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"Well, if you want worms for breakfast, you have to get up before the birds!"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"The way to man's heart is passing through his stomach..."

"I'll never lose those neighbours!"

A Strolling Roan Gathers no Moths.

"It doesn't matter if your glass is half empty or half full...as long as it's frozen."

"Well, actually, brother Eric, we do expect you to live like a monk!"