Savvy Savers Who Splurge On Fitness Pillows

I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"You call this a statement?! I've got a statement for you!!"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Impressive fund manager.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

Spiralling inflation

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

'Rooms are $200 a day, did you want nurses..? bed...? Sheet...?'

Money.

No more obesity - thanks to the stock market!

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

"Actually, we call these coupons, not 'money saving apps.''

Pursitis - Pain caused by reaching for the wallet.

"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."