Savvy Savers Who Splurge On Fitness T-Shirts

I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"You call this a statement?! I've got a statement for you!!"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Impressive fund manager.

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

Spiralling inflation

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

Money.

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

No more obesity - thanks to the stock market!

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

'Rooms are $200 a day, did you want nurses..? bed...? Sheet...?'

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

"Actually, we call these coupons, not 'money saving apps.''

'You've got to help me set up a retirement account, every time I save 10 peanuts I eat half of them!'