Savings Fanatics Pillows

A pig in a Tattoo parlour getting a 'coin slot' tattoo.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"I just..."

Born to raise interest rates.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Overdraft limit.

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

A child busking

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'Pep's finance' man confused and scared of 'Real estate', 'Gold' etc

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'