Savings Fanatics Prints

A pig in a Tattoo parlour getting a 'coin slot' tattoo.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"I just..."

Born to raise interest rates.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Overdraft limit.

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

I am billing, therefore I am.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

A child busking

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'