Saving Whiz Pillows

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Examinations.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Investing your savings

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Saving for College.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'