Saver Of Pennies Gifts

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Man posting letter to the IRS.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

The Mattress Savings Bank

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

'So, who's first?'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."

'Well, Carl...I'm not sure how to say this...but, your 401K is so low, you actually owe us money.'

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

"O.K., the question is, how can we improve our relationship without spending more money."