Save-the-day Specialist Gifts

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Lifesaver!

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

From trash to treasure

Cash Rebate

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Pathology.

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"Temperatures are rising."

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

The rich paying their way out of pollution.

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

"What I said was that we are committed to solving the problem... not to actually solving it!"