"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."
Save-the-day Specialist Pillows
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The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.
"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"
"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."
Lifesaver!
"Well, of course it's plastic!"
Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.
A collective sigh of relief.
The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man
Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'
Coastguard
"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."
"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."
'Oh - It's you.'
"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"
Cash Rebate
Protection for the world
"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"
Coronavirus and Atlas
From trash to treasure
Well at least we can handle these rocks.
"The one time it's good to go with the flow."
Pathology.
"Temperatures are rising."
You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.
"Well, here comes shorts weather."
We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!
'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'
"The thing is - nobody loves me..."
'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'
"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."
"What I said was that we are committed to solving the problem... not to actually solving it!"
'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'
The rich paying their way out of pollution.
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