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"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Sea weed harvest.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Dog begging for a sausage

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Bangers and Mash

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

Sausage

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

A trio of local sausages.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"These people are breaking the law! They should all go back to where they came from! Um...except the ones who work at Burger Barn, cause they make awesome burgers. And that lady who takes care of my little cousin...cause she's real nice. And maybe no Anse

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"