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"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

SWOTs

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"