Seafood Industry Worker T-Shirts

Sea weed harvest.

'Check it out dude! Our first groupie!'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Another day in the Splenda mines

Ghostbasters 3

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

Overturned boat.

Branding Matters.

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Uh oh, why is that guy holding the menu pointing at you?'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Milkshake Shortage

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'