Sausage Architect T-Shirts

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

The First Vegetarians.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Sandwich filing.

Little Nipper Sandpit

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

How's the writer's block?

Various snacks and drinks

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Organic Salad

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."