Saucier Supreme Prints

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Sauce for the Goose

Pasta

Ghostbasters 3

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

"It's fondue night!"

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

Fruit Bowl

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

"And one with no bun."

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

Stop him! He's got the recipe! (Bird running out of the kitchen).

"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."