Saucier Supreme Pillows

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Sauce for the Goose

Pasta

Ghostbasters 3

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"It's fondue night!"

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

"And one with no bun."

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

Stop him! He's got the recipe! (Bird running out of the kitchen).

"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."

"She insisted on being abducted."