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Spaghetto

Sauce for the Goose

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Pasta

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Diet considerations.'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Tartar sauce.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Sauce close to the PM.

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Antonio Carluccio.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

The Untold History of General Tso.

'It's wha-at all we cool guys wear - steak sauce.'

Mustard's Last Stand

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"