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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Flying sauces.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Man's cooking explodes.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Tartar sauce.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'And that comes with a special tulip sauce...He calls it Holland Days.'

Source of Information

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

Loyd Grossman

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Spaghetto

Dijon Vu

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"I wish I was special."