Saturdays Prints

'Saturday mornings should be quiet, Kate...'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"Have a good weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Relaxing on a sofa

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?