Saturdays Mugs

'Saturday mornings should be quiet, Kate...'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"Have a good weekend!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Relaxing on a sofa

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."