Saturday Night Mugs

'Although rare, Saturday Night Fever on a Tuesday is not unheard of.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Queen Kong

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

Playing cards.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."