Saturday Nights Mugs

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'Lottery...flogging...crucifixion... Saturday night schedules are improving at last.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Infinity Tavern

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Cosy night in

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Party Party!

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'You're clean, sober and unhurt? Poor darling! This Friday night with your buddies must have been REALLY boring!'

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."