Saturday Morning Prints

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Waking Up With Rooster.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Sunrise and Sunset

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Join me in a cup of tea!

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'