Saturday Morning Pillows

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Waking Up With Rooster.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Sunrise and Sunset

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Join me in a cup of tea!

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Good morning, breakfast.'