Satirical Yoga Fan Gifts

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

Yoga classes door.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"Avoid sitting."

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Downward facing dog"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

"Complaining empowers us."

Dachshund Yoga

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Snowperson Yoga

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'

Downward spiralling dog.

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

home fitness/fatness

"Yoga for hangovers"

Infographic depiction of how everything works.

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

Rabbit Costume

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club