Satirical Spectre Pillows

Coronavirus and the US economy

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Strainspotting

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"The Nominees"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Beg for peace!"

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

Trump returns home

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"