Satirical Photography Pillows

Photographer

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Elfie Stick

Convenience.

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Blockhead

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Cowboy Trump

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

'He managed to think himself into the box !'

"As if being expelled from the garden of Eden wasn't enough, that apple had a worm in it!"

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

Oink.