Photography Satirists Pillows

'That's nothing if you want to see a bad drivers license picture, take a look at mine.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Elfie Stick

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Convenience.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Art Gallery.

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Latest Aye Phone

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

'Secondhand smoke.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Macho Vegetarian

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Blockhead

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'