Photography Satirists Pillows

'That's nothing if you want to see a bad drivers license picture, take a look at mine.'

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Elfie Stick

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Art Gallery.

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Macho Vegetarian

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'Secondhand smoke.'

Latest Aye Phone

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

Facelook

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Blockhead

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'