Satirical Fans Pillows

"Forget about the Wizard, guys...these stores have everything!"

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

How am I abducting?

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

The Snarky District

Parade of Businessmen

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

On the brink.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."