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'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'

'The number you have dialled is your own, you will be billed a $25.00 moron charge.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

End the Winter Blues

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'More government surveillance!'

"You calm down."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

Greed.

The Thinker?

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Telekinetics on strike...

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."