Satire Devotees Gifts

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Lesser known greek gods,

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'Who's the new guy?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"You should run for president."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'