Satchmo Fan Prints

Louis Armstrong

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"That's our new church mascot."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Monster Realtor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Halloween sculptor

"Pardon my glove."

Superintendent

"Awesome! We've got a live band."