Satchmo Fan Pillows

Louis Armstrong

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"That's our new church mascot."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Pardon my glove."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

Superintendent

Halloween sculptor