Satanic Symbol Lover Pillows

"Is that the Prince of Darkness texting you again...?@

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"Beware of God"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

The Arab Autumn

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Hillary Clinton

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Palm tree in love...

Marriage

"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish."

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

The bird of peace is caged

Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.

"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Paul Gaugin

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

Chasing Dreams

War and Peace

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

Woodpecker pecking at an hourglass.

War and Peace

Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'

Entering September

A stork brings new life and the grim reaper ends life.

Eve to Adam: 'Oh come on, it's just another food scare.'