Sat Nav Techies Pillows

Fat Nav

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'Backseat driver...'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'In two meters turn left!'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

'Before I got a pair, I'd sometimes just walk around aimlessly.'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"Recalculating."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

what? this stupid bird on all channels

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

Sat-Navvy

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

There's one up there.

"At the first opportunity, make a U turn."

"I was looking where I was going, I was watching the sat nav!"

"Cyberspace ate my homework."