Sat Nav Techies Pillows

Fat Nav

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'Backseat driver...'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'In two meters turn left!'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"Are we there yet!"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

'Before I got a pair, I'd sometimes just walk around aimlessly.'

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Recalculating."

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

what? this stupid bird on all channels

Sat-Navvy

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

There's one up there.

"At the first opportunity, make a U turn."

"Cyberspace ate my homework."

Husband Specific G.P.S.