Sardonic Humorists Gifts

Are you looking for a gift that captures the dry wit of sardonic humorists? From witty mugs to clever t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, our collection celebrates sharp-tongued comedy with a humorous twist. Whether for a friend with a dry sense of humor or a fellow sarcasm enthusiast, find the perfect novelty item that says it all—without saying too much.

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"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car." mockup

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait' mockup

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

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How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

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How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

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Fish eating smaller fish in a tank. mockup

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

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'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.' mockup

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

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Targets

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'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.' mockup

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

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"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..." mockup

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

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Man falls off perch

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"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

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T.S. Eliot calendar.

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

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'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

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Special Place in Hell...

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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Good news - we've found your car. mockup

Good news - we've found your car.

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"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

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'My life is a joke.'

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"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

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'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

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'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.' mockup

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

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Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island. mockup

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

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'You may experience some discomfort.' mockup

'You may experience some discomfort.'

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"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?" mockup

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

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"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female." mockup

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

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"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know." mockup

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

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"When the boss said he could replace me with a trained monkey, I replied, prove it! Me and my big mouth."

"When the boss said he could replace me with a trained monkey, I replied, prove it! Me and my big mouth." mockup

"When the boss said he could replace me with a trained monkey, I replied, prove it! Me and my big mouth."

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How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.' mockup

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

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Sardonic Humorists Gifts Collection

Sardonic Humorists Mugs

Explore our collection of sardonic humor mugs and find your perfect witty companion for coffee breaks or as a humorous gift for a sharp-tongued friend.

Sardonic Humorists Pillows

Discover our witty pillows featuring sardonic humor—ideal for adding a humorous, cheeky vibe to your living space or as a gift for someone with a sharp sense of humor.

Sardonic Humorists Prints

Check out our clever prints that celebrate sardonic humor—perfect for decorating your space with a touch of witty sarcasm or gifting a friend who loves sharp wit.

Sardonic Humorists T-Shirts

Browse our humorous T-shirts designed for sardonic humorists and add a witty, sarcastic touch to your casual wardrobe with clever, hilarious tees.