Sarcastic Santa Enthusiast Pillows

Add some festive humor to their home with pillows bearing sarcastic Santa sayings. Cozy, funny, and sure to be a conversation starter.

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Criminal Santa Claus

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Santa Claus's Mail

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"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

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High security Santa's grotto

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"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice." mockup

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

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"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying." mockup

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

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"Anything but milk and cookies."

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'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?' mockup

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

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Santa CGI Effect

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"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!" mockup

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

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'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!' mockup

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!' mockup

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

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"I want a pony!"

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"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..." mockup

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

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'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.' mockup

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

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'And that,and that,and that...'

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'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies mockup

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

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Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling. mockup

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

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Pole dancers

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"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work." mockup

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

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The Reindeer Strike

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Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day. mockup

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

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"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!" mockup

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

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"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi." mockup

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

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"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?" mockup

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

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Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one. mockup

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

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"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar." mockup

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

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"I don't see any mention of quicksand skills on your resume."

"I don't see any mention of quicksand skills on your resume." mockup

"I don't see any mention of quicksand skills on your resume."

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"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..." mockup

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

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SANTA'S ATTORNEY

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Great Moment in North Pole History mockup

Great Moment in North Pole History

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'And the good news is you can finish out your 'Employee-of-the-Month' term before cleaning out your desk.'

'And the good news is you can finish out your 'Employee-of-the-Month' term before cleaning out your desk.' mockup

'And the good news is you can finish out your 'Employee-of-the-Month' term before cleaning out your desk.'

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'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.' mockup

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

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Sarcastic Santa Enthusiast Pillows Collection

Sarcastic Santa Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of sarcastic Santa mugs—great for a laugh with every brew and perfect for holiday mornings.

Sarcastic Santa Enthusiast Prints

Discover humorous Santa prints that make a bold, funny statement. Perfect for decorating with a touch of holiday sarcasm.

Sarcastic Santa Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our witty Santa t-shirts for a fun twist on traditional Christmas wear. Ideal for those who love to joke around during the holidays.