Sapling Sage Pillows

'No, sorry, money is the root of all evil!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Saguaro Cacti.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"It needs more old salt."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Springtime on Maple Drive...

Weight and Fortune.

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'I just love the change of seasons.'

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

Country & High Brow.

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."

"You experience violent mood swings from elation to despair? That's normal for a boat owner."

"Becoming the frog king doesn't mean as much now that everyone else is extinct."

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.