Sap Enthusiast Gifts

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Lemonade Inc.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

God's Phone

401K

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"