Sap Enthusiast Mugs

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

God's Phone

401K

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."