Santa Sitters Gifts

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Santa CGI Effect

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'