Santa's Snack Skeptic Pillows

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Bad for you but to die for

Punk Reindeer

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Budget Munchies

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

About Santa 2017.

'Drop the can opener!'

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.