Santa's Negotiator Pillows

Add a cozy, humorous touch to their holiday décor with our Santa's negotiator pillows—ideal for festive living rooms or bedrooms that love a bit of Christmas wit.

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"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him." mockup

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him." mockup

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him." mockup

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him." mockup

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ." mockup

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ." mockup

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ." mockup

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ." mockup

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

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Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good. mockup

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good. mockup

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good. mockup

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good. mockup

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

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'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!' mockup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!' mockup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!' mockup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!' mockup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

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"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius." mockup

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius." mockup

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius." mockup

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius." mockup

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

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"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?" mockup

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?" mockup

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?" mockup

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?" mockup

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

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The other days of the year...

The other days of the year... mockup

The other days of the year... mockup

The other days of the year... mockup

The other days of the year... mockup

The other days of the year...

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'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!' mockup

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!' mockup

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!' mockup

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!' mockup

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

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'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.' mockup

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.' mockup

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.' mockup

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.' mockup

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

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Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice. mockup

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice. mockup

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice. mockup

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice. mockup

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

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'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.' mockup

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.' mockup

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.' mockup

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.' mockup

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

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'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?' mockup

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?' mockup

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?' mockup

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?' mockup

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

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Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice. mockup

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice. mockup

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice. mockup

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice. mockup

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

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"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!" mockup

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!" mockup

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!" mockup

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!" mockup

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

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"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?" mockup

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?" mockup

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?" mockup

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?" mockup

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"

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Outward bound/Homeward bound.

Outward bound/Homeward bound. mockup

Outward bound/Homeward bound. mockup

Outward bound/Homeward bound. mockup

Outward bound/Homeward bound. mockup

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

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Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House mockup

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House mockup

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House mockup

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House mockup

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

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"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?" mockup

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?" mockup

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?" mockup

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?" mockup

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

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'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.' mockup

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.' mockup

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.' mockup

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.' mockup

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

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'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?' mockup

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?' mockup

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?' mockup

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?' mockup

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

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Keep your answers short and in the form of a question.

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question. mockup

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question. mockup

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question. mockup

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question. mockup

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question.

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"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff." mockup

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff." mockup

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff." mockup

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff." mockup

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

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'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.' mockup

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.' mockup

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.' mockup

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.' mockup

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

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"A spot near the almighty!"

"A spot near the almighty!" mockup

"A spot near the almighty!" mockup

"A spot near the almighty!" mockup

"A spot near the almighty!" mockup

"A spot near the almighty!"

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'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.' mockup

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.' mockup

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.' mockup

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.' mockup

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

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"After this I'll just need you to remove the watermark from your soul."

"After this I'll just need you to remove the watermark from your soul." mockup

"After this I'll just need you to remove the watermark from your soul." mockup

"After this I'll just need you to remove the watermark from your soul." mockup

"After this I'll just need you to remove the watermark from your soul." mockup

"After this I'll just need you to remove the watermark from your soul."

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'I never kiss on the first date.'

'I never kiss on the first date.' mockup

'I never kiss on the first date.' mockup

'I never kiss on the first date.' mockup

'I never kiss on the first date.' mockup

'I never kiss on the first date.'

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' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!'

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!' mockup

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!' mockup

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!' mockup

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!' mockup

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!'

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'I'm negotiatin with Santa Claus the romval of my name from the bad childrens list.'

'I'm negotiatin with Santa Claus the romval of my name from the bad childrens list.' mockup

'I'm negotiatin with Santa Claus the romval of my name from the bad childrens list.' mockup

'I'm negotiatin with Santa Claus the romval of my name from the bad childrens list.' mockup

'I'm negotiatin with Santa Claus the romval of my name from the bad childrens list.' mockup

'I'm negotiatin with Santa Claus the romval of my name from the bad childrens list.'

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'Dear Santa, I can explain...'

'Dear Santa, I can explain...' mockup

'Dear Santa, I can explain...' mockup

'Dear Santa, I can explain...' mockup

'Dear Santa, I can explain...' mockup

'Dear Santa, I can explain...'

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Meet a Representative of Santa Claus

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus mockup

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus mockup

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus mockup

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus mockup

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus

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"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer."

"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer." mockup

"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer." mockup

"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer." mockup

"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer." mockup

"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer."

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'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.'

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.' mockup

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.' mockup

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.' mockup

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.' mockup

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.'

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Santa's Negotiator Pillows Collection

Santa's Negotiator Mugs

Explore more humorous and festive mugs perfect for your Santa's negotiator—funny, witty, and holiday-themed to spread cheer.

Santa's Negotiator Prints

Find funny and festive prints that celebrate your Santa's negotiator—great for decorating or gifting during the holiday season.

Santa's Negotiator T-Shirts

Check out our collection of clever Christmas t-shirts, ideal for Santa's negotiators who love to wear their holiday humor.