Santa's Business Partner Pillows

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

A centipede's Christmas stockings

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

The other days of the year...

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'