Santa's Little Voter Pillows

"We sent our postal vote to Santa, by mistake."

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa CGI Effect

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Meet Santa's entourage

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Reindeer Strike

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.