Santa's Little Voter Pillows

"We sent our postal vote to Santa, by mistake."

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa Dog

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Meet Santa's entourage

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa CGI Effect

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Reindeer Strike

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"