Santa's Little Athlete Pillows

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Meet Santa's entourage

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"