Santa's Assistant Appreciator Gifts

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Child on Christmas Eve

Snowball Fight With Santa

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."