Santa Mythologist Gifts

Australia was Santa's biggest challenge.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Punk Reindeer

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

The Kali De Milo.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'The gods are perplexing.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Europa takes a selfie

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Vesta

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Any luck, Diogenes?'