Santa Mythologist Gifts

Australia was Santa's biggest challenge.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Punk Reindeer

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Greek A-Z Map,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Vesta

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Europa takes a selfie

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'